Monday, September 12, 2016

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Butter Apocalyse

As, one by one, you see your comrades, cohorts and contemporaries go down, you begin to feel that it's your time soon, and I'm ok with that.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

Sig

When I analyze my signature, it seems to suggest that I would have rather been doing something else at that time. A casual indifference, a nonchalance, if you like. Also, whatever it is I'm signing, it's usually nothing good from my perspective.

Friday, September 9, 2016

Lachrymose Charlie

I wouldn't wish to be hauled up in a giant net, suffocate, be canned and eaten either.

Thursday, September 8, 2016

Itinerant Donor

She came from who knows where and gave to me a noose, then she was off again, to who knows where.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Sour Pillow

It seems that, at this stage of my life, every day is just another one of those fucking days.

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

American

Watching from afar, I can see that my country of birth has been reduced now to merely another type of cheese.

Monday, September 5, 2016

A Flaccid Compote

I know that to many folks out there that a day minus hearing from me is a plus.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Fractional Ambulance

He dallied and dithered, and thus harried he withered because there wasn't a sliver to eat.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Slanted Breakfast Mirror

Cats and dogs, walking into smoking walls with melting eyeballs, crying flame, their paws afire.

Friday, September 2, 2016

Exogenous Perfidy

It has been suggested (more than once) that I may have a drinking problem when, in reality, I'm pretty good at it.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Bad Bread

He sat there criticizing the rye as she implored him not to speak ill of the bread.

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Brother

I didn't have a brother, but if I did, I could imagine him going broke on an elaborately doomed get drunk quick scheme.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Mongol Lattice

A silent hysteria resides inside of me rent-free, with meals provided and no questions asked, and as such has no reason to leave.

Monday, August 29, 2016

Bamboo Spikes

I've walked straight into every fucking trap set for me so far.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Semantics

After the rain, the frogs and the toads sound off, their respective cacophonies descriptively seperated by humans with silly, simplistic semantics - croak and ribbit.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Dried

Bodies, unloved in life and unclaimed in death dot this planet, the souls dried up the same as the eyes.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Syrup Abode

I feel as if I've walked through a doorway that was no longer there when I turned back around.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

Say

I've now realized that there is a time in one's life when you have to just throw your hands up into the air and say "Gruyere."

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Color

If you had to be stranded on an island, which color would you bring?